Baba on Indian Cricket

Baba Bangali Kadak Guaranteewale, Chawl no 4, Behind Ram Bachan ka Tabela, Kurla (W), recommends the following five to improve India's overseas Cricket results:

1. All boys to wear 'Nazar Suraksha Kavach', which they should display prominently, especially while batting.
2. All boys (esp oldies) to have one capsule of 'Supractiv Complete Man' along with two tablespoons of 'Cinkara' during each drinks session
3. '3g Magnum' to be installed in each boy's tummy. This will increase their mileage by 37%, reduce emission by 45% and boost performance.
4. Offer sweets mixed with 'Jamalgota' to the opponent team before each match.
5. Visit Baba's Meditation and Relaxation Center at Deonar Bakra Mandi and deposit chanda of Rs.500/- or more to collect the guarantee card and to find out the fifth recommendation.

JAI HO BABA KADAK GUARANTEEWALE KI!!