Monday, April 29, 2013

Chicken rolled in Lettuce


After many days, I am back with a food blog. Which means that I was back in the kitchen; nevertheless, it is not yet time for the bachelors party. Yes, my wife has not gone to India. My family won’t be leaving for India till end of June this year, which means that I am still captive, which is good, because it also means that I am still being taken care of well.

So how did I end up in the kitchen? Blame it on my big mouth …. errr …. blame it on my fast fingers! We were on one of our usual familial chat sessions on whatsapp and I happened to poke fun at her. It was a routine humble poke by a husband, not offensive at all, but her fast fingers promptly typed “No dinner for you tonight”. In addition, since her relatives got involved, it became a prestige issue and she found it hard to back out. That was it! Anyways, she was kind enough. She did take out a frozen chicken breast and leave it in the sink for thawing and left upstairs after promptly reminding me of my diet for the day, which was limited to fresh vegetables.

Now this is how this dish was born, out of a piece of chicken thawing in the sink, my dietician’s instructions, a peg of Jack Daniels, some salt, a generous load of pepper, a few pinches of spice from the jars lying on the kitchen counter (names of which I don’t remember) and my laziness to chop a few vegetables.

Actually, the cooking and arranging time for this dish is only around 5-7 minutes, which means it is easy to cook. Most of the time consumed is for thawing (around 90 odd minutes) and marinating (around 30 odd minutes).

Cooking this dish is as simple as Agent Oso’s project and requires just three special steps:

1.    Cut the chicken breast into small pieces and marinate it in a base made up of a peg of Jack Daniels, plenty of pepper, some salt and some mixed Indian spices. Then, leave it in the fridge to marinate for around 30 minutes.
  




2.    Pan fry the chicken, which hardly takes 2-3 minutes.




3.    Roll the fried chicken in strips of Lettuce and secured each one with a toothpick.



That’s all.


Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Top Five advantages of empowering your wife with a credit card and a car:


5.       She will drive the kids to their extracurricular classes, take them to the doctor/dentist as required and will even drive down to their school and pay their fees without any delay or fine.

4.       She will do all the grocery shopping and ensure that your stocks of drink accompaniments are up to date at all times.

3.       Every other day you return from work, you will find her eyebrows neatly trimmed, face fresh just like it was out of a face pack, hands manicured, feet pedicured and yourself floored, stunned, stumped and what not!

2.       You will be able to drink as much as you want in that late night party, because you can now rely on her for that safe drive back home.

1.      She will deliver you your dabba of fresh hot and tasty food right on your office desk just before lunchtime.