emails worth recalling

From: Junior Engineer

To: Design Manager

Subject: Leave Application

As it is the weekend, I am going to visit my sister’s house in the town, and since I think that I will not be able to return back for work on time next Monday, please note that I will be on leave as I know that if I am late, you will consider me absent for the day.

From: Admin Officer

To: Chief Admin Officer

CC: All Staff

Subject: Good news of birth and leave

I am very happy to announce that I have become the proud father of a daughter in India and to celebrate the occasion I have got some Indian sweets for all staff. Please come to my desk and grab a few before they turn stale.
Simultaneously I also apply for an urgent leave to see my family in India as I have not taken any Annual leave for past two years. So I am requesting to grant the leave also.
Thank you in advance.

From: Head of Safety & Security

To: All Staff, Consultants and Contractors

Subject: Parking

Some people are not parking their car in reverse. This is not allowed. If this is repeated, the respective company will be fine and the responsible staff shall bare it.
Please adhere to safety rules.

From: Super Boss

To: All Staff

Subject: email brotocol

It is observed that some staff are sending bersonal emails using outlook. This is not bermitted. If I receive any bersonal email on outlook, I will have to rebort to the higher management.

Bersonal email to me can be sent to my bersonal account arabstud4u@yahoo.com

From: The Office Secretary
To: All Staff

Subject: Brunch at Marriot

As you may know Mr.XXX will be leaving for UK on 16th February. Accordingly, Mr.XXX is arranging a brunch gathering at the Marriott Hotel near the airport on Friday 10th February starting at midday. You, your partners and children are welcome to attend, but please note that the cost will be on your own account.
Please reply to me before close on Wednesday 8th February confirming whether or not you will be able to attend.
Regards