THE HIGH FIVES

1. FIVE COMPLAINTS THAT INDIANS CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT

• Vote for thugs (repeatedly) and then complain that they’ve looted the country.
• Throw garbage and plastic all around and then complain that our cities/trains are not as clean as the West.
• Eagerly wait for a Cricket series to begin and then complain that it was all waste of time.
• Watch every SRK movie on the big screen and then complain that it was utterly rubbish and total waste of money!
• Fill up with greasy heavy food till you burp and then complain that you have a big belly and an aching back.

2. FIVE THINGS THAT MALLUS CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT

• Toddy/Brandy
• Rains
• Lungi
• Mallu food
• Hartal

3. FIVE THINGS THAT FRAUD MALLUS CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT

• Mallu jokes
• Mallu food
• Gold
• 40days Annual Vacation to God’s Own Country
• Santosh Pandit and all other kootharas!

4. FIVE THINGS THAT GUJJUS CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT

• Money, more money and even more money
• Gujju Snacks - Farsan, Khaman-Dhokla etc etc
• Mukhwas
• Roadside eating
• Garba/Dandiya

5. FIVE THINGS THAT MUMBAIKARS CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT

• Mumbai Local
• Rainy Day Off
• Vada Pav/Misal Pav
• Office!
• Dance Bars